Posted by Cas
in Ramblings & Rants
Because I want one of these, that’s why. Every Titan Attacks that sells gets me Â£2 closer.
What’s all the fuss you may think?
Watch this video. Pay particular attention to the speedometer.
That’s just wreckless.
I do it because every copy of Gibbage sold gets me Â£2 closer to buying a giant gold statue of myself to erect in London’s fashionanable Notting Hill, where I live.
You only get Â£2 for every $9.95? Elaborate.
$9.95 -> $9 (BMT’s cut)
$9 -> $8 (Shinji’s cut)
$8 -> $4 (Chaz’s cut)
$4 = Â£2 (that’s what I get)
You missed off taxes. Don’t forget Tony Blair’s slice of the pie.
Ordinarily Mr Blair would be grabbing about 20% or so as well… thanks to the miracle of accountacy, he doesn’t get a bean. That 20% is corporation tax, which is only payable on profits. Fortunately I have never actually made a profit, so I’ve never had to pay any tax.
Er, perhaps that should be “unfortunately”.