{"id":1331,"date":"2013-03-18T21:48:48","date_gmt":"2013-03-18T20:48:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.puppygames.net\/blog\/?p=1331"},"modified":"2020-10-30T18:12:45","modified_gmt":"2020-10-30T17:12:45","slug":"you-can-trust-the-computer-the-computer-is-your-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.puppygames.net\/blog\/?p=1331","title":{"rendered":"You can trust the computer. The computer is your friend!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We gathered in our millions around the Consoles of our cities to hear the announcement. Whole families turned out and stood out in the plazas waiting for the rumblings from inside the machine to herald its latest edict for the good of humanity. We stood in silence, until a deep red light flicked on from a scanner situated near the top of every Console, and a laser scanned over the suspended crowd, surveying. Counting. And then the Console spoke the words of Central Nexus.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px; padding-right: 30px; font-family:monospace\">All humans are to report in an orderly fashion to their nearest RecycloMat Facility. Transportation will be provided free of charge by <strong>Central Nexus<\/strong> &#8211; your friendly system overlord. There is no need for alarm and recycling is painless. Central Nexus wishes at this time to thank you for your peaceful co-operation in this hazardous waste recycling operation and wishes you continued happiness and contentment for the remaining duration of your current form.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kKkIYQc55ZE\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"100%\" height=\"360\"><\/iframe><br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Find out how <strong>you<\/strong> can thwart Central Nexus&#8217; evil plans! Download the game\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.puppygames.net\/ultratron\">right here on Puppygames<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Please note that all existing and new customers are entitled to a\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.puppygames.net\/steam\">FREE Steam key<\/a><\/strong> (available now, if you were waiting). If you like you can still <a title=\"Buy on Steam\" href=\"https:\/\/store.steampowered.com\/app\/219190\" target=\"_blank\">buy it directly on Steam as well from here.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We gathered in our millions around the Consoles of our cities to hear the announcement. Whole families turned out and stood out in the plazas waiting for the rumblings from inside the machine to herald its latest edict for the good of humanity. We stood in silence, until a deep red light flicked on from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.puppygames.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1331"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.puppygames.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.puppygames.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.puppygames.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.puppygames.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1331"}],"version-history":[{"count":36,"href":"https:\/\/www.puppygames.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2442,"href":"https:\/\/www.puppygames.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1331\/revisions\/2442"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.puppygames.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.puppygames.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.puppygames.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}